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Volcanic Activity May Split Africa In Two

samzenpus posted about 5 years ago | from the spit-up dept.

Earth 170

An anonymous reader writes 'Volcanic activity may split the African continent in two, creating a new ocean, say experts. This is due to a recent geological crack which has appeared in northeastern Ethiopia.'

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cuz (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 5 years ago | (#29992366)

two is better than one, amirite?

So now it's four pieces? (5, Informative)

MrMr (219533) | about 5 years ago | (#29992368)

Re:So now it's four pieces? (3, Funny)

Xest (935314) | about 5 years ago | (#29992596)

Yes, and it's now happened twice in 2 days, the world is falling apart, run for the hills!

Re:So now it's four pieces? (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | about 5 years ago | (#29994494)

Dupe! At least there'll be less niggers. amirite?

Re:So now it's four pieces? (4, Insightful)

lena_10326 (1100441) | about 5 years ago | (#29992808)

3 pieces. Break a cookie in half 2 times.
  • Break #1: 1 = 0.5 + 0.5
  • Break #2: 1 = 0.5 + 0.25 + 0.25

3 pieces. Not 4. You would need 3 breaks to get 4 pieces.

Re:So now it's four pieces? (3, Insightful)

imakemusic (1164993) | about 5 years ago | (#29992866)

You can't break a cookie in half twice. You can break it in half once and then you can break a half-cookie in half. Saying that you're breaking the [whole] cookie in half twice implies that you are making the first break and then breaking both of those halves in two.

Re:So now it's four pieces? (4, Funny)

lena_10326 (1100441) | about 5 years ago | (#29993060)

There are no half-cookies. There are only cookies. Some are small; some are big. It's like saying there are half rocks. Divide a rock in half, u get 2 rocks. Not 2 half rocks. This is because a cookie has no anatomy as you and I would know it. It is symmetrical and the independent of scale. It applies down to a cookie of size 2 molecules. A 1 molecule cookie cannot be divided, because dividing molecule yields entirely different substances.

If I had said an "apple", that would have been different. Half apples do indeed exist.

Re:So now it's four pieces? (5, Funny)

imakemusic (1164993) | about 5 years ago | (#29993092)

Isn't a cookie of size 2 molecules technically known as a Crumb?

Re:So now it's four pieces? (1)

lena_10326 (1100441) | about 5 years ago | (#29993120)

When is a crumb not a cookie? When it's a bread crumb. It's not called a cookie crumb for nothin. A cookie crumb is just a very small cookie. Would a mile wide cookie cease to be a cookie? Why discriminate against the radially challenged?

Re:So now it's four pieces? (2, Funny)

mister_playboy (1474163) | about 5 years ago | (#29993134)

Why discriminate against the radially challenged?

I bet you tell all the girls that!

Re:So now it's four pieces? (1)

NotBornYesterday (1093817) | about 5 years ago | (#29994236)

I bet that's what all the BBW girls tell you.

Re:So now it's four pieces? (1)

noundi (1044080) | about 5 years ago | (#29993350)

Isn't a cookie of size 2 molecules technically known as a Crumb?

Or two Plack cookies (Ö, pron. "yummy").

Re:So now it's four pieces? (2, Funny)

mh1997 (1065630) | about 5 years ago | (#29993272)

There are no half-cookies. There are only cookies. Some are small; some are big. It's like saying there are half rocks....

It's like a car. Divide it in half and you get a Ford Pinto, not 2 half cars. This is because a car....

Re:So now it's four pieces? (2, Insightful)

lena_10326 (1100441) | about 5 years ago | (#29993402)

It does not work for cars because cookies and rocks have a property that cars do not--symmetry of matter. Materialwise, they are consistent. Imagine a plane slicing through a rock dividing it into two--slicing at any angle. The material on both sides of the plane will always be of the same type of material possessing the same properties. This is why a rock sliced in half results in 2 rocks--not 2 half rocks. That is not true for cars because I can slice only the tire and have rubber on one side and the remainder of the car (glass, metal, etc) on the other side. Slicing a car in half results in 2 half-cars

Slicing a continent behaves like slicing a rock. You will end up with 2 continents: not 2 half continents because a continent is an organizational structure which we determine based on an arbitrary selection process (such as elevation above sea level). Since a continent is purely a conceptual organization, that means every point within it has exactly the same property value: inside. It is materially consistent just like a rock (or cookie).

Re:So now it's four pieces? (4, Insightful)

chronosan (1109639) | about 5 years ago | (#29993516)

You can, however, have half an Oreo Cookie.

Re:So now it's four pieces? (1)

arelas (1336019) | about 5 years ago | (#29994192)

That is true. By spliting an Oreo, it's like spliting a molecule. After all, if you split a water molecule, you end up with hydrogen and oxygen, not half water.

Re:So now it's four pieces? (2, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | about 5 years ago | (#29993818)

You must be a lot of fun at parties.

Re:So now it's four pieces? (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 5 years ago | (#29994258)

Not all cookies are round. I have eaten cookies shaped like windmills.

Re:So now it's four pieces? (1)

NotBornYesterday (1093817) | about 5 years ago | (#29994348)

If I accept that cookie crumbs *are* cookies, what happens when I pulverise a chocolate chip cookie? Do the child cookies inherit their "chocolate chip cookie" nature from the parent cookie? What happens if the child cookie does not actually contain any chocolate chips?

Or, are you arguing that chocolate-free child cookies remain cookies, but undergo some sort of change into a non-chocolate-chip cookie, even though the molecules in the child cookie have in fact not changed since being baked? If a chocolate chip from the parent cookie is broken free of all dough-based parts of the parent, is it considered a chocolate chip again?

Does milk have anything to do with this? Because all of a sudden I'm hungry and thirsty.

Re:So now it's four pieces? (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 5 years ago | (#29994442)

Is it such of an abstract concept to consider something to be both a "half" and a "whole" at the same time? It seems to me to not acknowledge that two seemingly whole constructs could have have been one unified whole ignores certain evidence to that suggests otherwise. If a cookie was in the shape of a car, and I called it a "car-shaped-cookie" and I cut the cookie in half, yes the two piece would still be cookies. But thees "whole" cookies are no longer whole "car-shaped-cookies". They happen to be in shapes that resemble halves of a car. Then there's the widely excepted theory of Pangaea.

Re:So now it's four pieces? (1, Funny)

Gulthek (12570) | about 5 years ago | (#29994786)

There are no half-cookies. There are only cookies. Some are small; some are big.

Wow, that just became one of my favorite phrases.

Re:So now it's four pieces? (1)

NotBornYesterday (1093817) | about 5 years ago | (#29994226)

Breaking the same cookie in half is feasible if you are in two parallel universes, right? Or did I just screw up that whole spacetime-continuum thing again? Damn, I should have paid better attention when we were learning quantum physics.

Re:So now it's four pieces? (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 5 years ago | (#29992912)

Uh, you should get out your "cover 9 dots with 4 lines" hat.

Break the cookie in half, then break in half again at 90 degrees to the first.

4 pieces, 2 breaks.

Re:So now it's four pieces? (0, Offtopic)

lena_10326 (1100441) | about 5 years ago | (#29993006)

After the first break it's no longer a cookie. It's 2 cookies. Cookies, much like continents, are composed of 1 piece. It takes 2 more breaks to divide those 2 cookies. You are thinking of slicing a cake. When you slice a cake criss-cross, you end up 4 slices of cake, not 4 cakes.

Re:So now it's four pieces? (5, Insightful)

Anonymous Coward | about 5 years ago | (#29993034)

You guys need to get out more.

Re:So now it's four pieces? (2, Funny)

tfmachad (1386141) | about 5 years ago | (#29993064)

If so, what is the exact threshold for a [piece of] cookie to cease being a cookie and become a crumble? Is it whenever it is capable to adhere to your clothes or is it the point in which it can no longer support an entire raisin or chocolate drop?

Re:So now it's four pieces? (1)

lena_10326 (1100441) | about 5 years ago | (#29993238)

See other post. Already answered the crumb question.

FYI: these cookies have no chocolate chips. Why? Because.. rocks don't have "chocolate chips" and a continent is just a big rock. But really, the gist of my point is plain cookies and rocks are made of a simple materials and no matter how you slice them, your slice will result in 2 divisions containing the same material: left/right, up/down, regardless of the infinite slicing angles or directions. That's symmetry. That's not true with a chocolate chip cookie, an apple, a cake, a single cell organism, a person, a car, etc.

Re:So now it's four pieces? (2, Funny)

gtall (79522) | about 5 years ago | (#29994396)

I think you are forgetting the field of Iced Cookies. Sliced depthwise, you have an iced half and an non-iced half. Now both could be considered cookies, but they are now of two entirely different species....evolution rears its head. It is a little known fact that Darwin considered the cookie problem early on in his work. After failing to get cookies to mate, he turned to animals that could and thus changed the course of modern biology. So, you think you are better than Darwin, mate?

Dang it (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 5 years ago | (#29993076)

We geeks don't understand cake analogies! Can you please repost with a car analogy?

Re:So now it's four pieces? (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 5 years ago | (#29993742)

no, according to you, you'd have to cut the cake in two, then make second cut to cut on of those halves in two, then a third cut to cut the other half in two.
OTOH, if you can "cut a cake criss-cross", why can't you breaka cookie the same way?

Re:So now it's four pieces? (1, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | about 5 years ago | (#29993086)

3 pieces. Not 4. You would need 3 breaks to get 4 pieces.

Chuck Norris would get 4 pieces from 1 break, you just didn't break it hard enough.

Re:So now it's four pieces? (1)

doti (966971) | about 5 years ago | (#29993618)

</thread>

Re:So now it's four pieces? (0, Offtopic)

codeButcher (223668) | about 5 years ago | (#29993438)

3 pieces and a lot of crumbs.

Re:So now it's four pieces? (1)

morgauxo (974071) | about 5 years ago | (#29994578)

No, not if the two cracks cross one another. I suppose if Africa entirely broke in half all it once then it would take two more breaks to make 4 pieces but breaking a continent in half doesn't exactly happen overnight. If the two cracks are growing at the same time and they cross then you get 4 pieces from only two breaks.

Africa, the island? (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 5 years ago | (#29994508)

First California, and now this. What's next, Russia splitting in two?

In other news (5, Funny)

Enleth (947766) | about 5 years ago | (#29992378)

The article duping activity would be enough to split Slashdot in two, creating a new site that could actualy cover the same events at almost the same time with little additional work, says any attentive reader.

Re:In other news (1, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | about 5 years ago | (#29992542)

Rumours have also surfaced that the article duping activity would be enough to split Slashdot in two, creating a new site that could actualy cover the same events at almost the same time with little additional work.

Re:In other news (1)

BuR4N (512430) | about 5 years ago | (#29994800)

Its possible that article duping activity could sustain at least three Slashdot sites, that actually cover the same events, with no additional work.

Re:In other news (2, Funny)

Goffee71 (628501) | about 5 years ago | (#29992556)

In other news, East Africa and West Africa rap battles set to get more intense and possibly end in violence!

Re:In other news (1)

gtall (79522) | about 5 years ago | (#29994416)

Ah, but with enough time, grasshopper, the two halves of Slashdot would meet on the other side of the internet and again become one.

It splits articles too? (3, Funny)

MWojcik (859959) | about 5 years ago | (#29992452)

It must be some some african-internet hybrid volcano, it is already splitting the article about itself in two.

Re:It splits articles too? (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 5 years ago | (#29992780)

After reading this, I realized I have to poop. Or maybe half now, half later, eh?

Re:It splits articles too? (1)

noidentity (188756) | about 5 years ago | (#29992850)

Apparently it's already splitting Slashdot stories into two.

This joke was split in two; that's why the parent post also makes the same joke.

Re:It splits articles too? (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 5 years ago | (#29993042)

Africa splits in two parts.
Slashdot reports two times.
Reports are two days apart.

I think I see a pattern.

Re:It splits articles too? (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 5 years ago | (#29993488)

Africa splits in two parts.
Slashdot reports two times.
Reports are two days apart.

I think I see a pattern.

And I just made a twosie! Oh my god! This is crazy!

Re:It splits articles too? (3, Funny)

Aymon (676547) | about 5 years ago | (#29993348)

We can call it Anotherfrica.

Buy land in Etiopia now (2, Funny)

Kaleidoscopio (1271290) | about 5 years ago | (#29992466)

Wait a million years and you will be rich, with ocean panoramas on your lands, private resorts, etc.
I'm finding a real estate agent, I think there are some good ones in Nigeria...

Re:Buy land in Etiopia now (1)

gijoel (628142) | about 5 years ago | (#29993268)

Too late. Lex corp are already building the condos and retirement homes.

On another note I never understood that movie. Lex's business plan seemed to be to kill all the people who would be interested in buying beach front property.

Re:Buy land in Etiopia now (1)

Chruisan (1040302) | about 5 years ago | (#29993550)

Two precisely placed nuclear detonations should speed up the process.

Re:Buy land in Etiopia now (3, Funny)

zmollusc (763634) | about 5 years ago | (#29993292)

Oh Christ, don't say that! I was going to get a percentage off some Nigerian guy for helping him get $50million out of the country. Once he hears this investment opportunity he will spend it at home in Nigeria. :-(
 

Re:Buy land in Etiopia now (4, Funny)

juletre (739996) | about 5 years ago | (#29994304)

That was smart!
Find all the +5 funny replies from yesterday and repost them!

---
'He, who has quotes in his signature, is a duche' - unknown.

I must be playing too much WoW (4, Funny)

theurge14 (820596) | about 5 years ago | (#29992518)

I must be playing too much WoW because now I'm starting to believe the upcoming expansion Cataclysm is a real even that will take place in Africa.

Re:I must be playing too much WoW (1)

Canazza (1428553) | about 5 years ago | (#29992560)

Deathwing lives under North East Egypt? Does that mean dark iron dwarves live in Mount Sinai?

Re:I must be playing too much WoW (1)

mxh83 (1607017) | about 5 years ago | (#29993294)

Yes.

Re:I must be playing too much WoW (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 5 years ago | (#29994656)

If you're playing any amount of WoW, you are playing too much.

This is old news, decade old news (3, Interesting)

G3ckoG33k (647276) | about 5 years ago | (#29992540)

This has been in the school books since 1970s, at least. For starters - look at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Rift_Valley [wikipedia.org] and then do a Google search for "Rift Valley"

Re:This is old news, decade old news (1)

MichaelSmith (789609) | about 5 years ago | (#29992582)

I am not sure about this bit:

"The significance of the finding is that a huge magnetic deformation can happen within a few days, like in [the] oceans," said lead author Atalay Ayele, a professor at Addis Ababa University in Ethiopia.

And then

The Afar region, known for its salt mines and active volcanoes, is one of the lowest and hottest places on the planet.

Okay thats interesting. In wonder how you would go pumping sea water into it? You would certainly get a sea (or lake) for a while but salinity would be a problem sooner or later. It might do wonders for the local climate.

Re:This is old news, decade old news (1)

Fred_A (10934) | about 5 years ago | (#29992838)

Okay thats interesting. In wonder how you would go pumping sea water into it?

That's easy, you'd just use a series of tubes.

Wait, I just had an idea...

Re:This is old news, decade old news (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 5 years ago | (#29992644)

Its not about the rift valley, its about the horn of africa splitting off. That is more recent that the 1970s! There was a lovely tv program about it this year where scientists dropped a radar mapper into the fresh split.

Re:This is old news, decade old news (1)

NewbieProgrammerMan (558327) | about 5 years ago | (#29993344)

I remember reading an article (in National Geographic, I think) when I was a kid that stated geologists thought the horn of Africa would eventually be separated from the rest of the continent by this activity. I haven't been a kid in at least two decades.

yes, we know (1)

chichilalescu (1647065) | about 5 years ago | (#29992680)

new news is always old news when you look for science in everyday magazines/newspapers. Anyway, I remember knowing from somewhere (school, discovery, whatever) that Africa is due for another splitting in some millions of years (the great lakes are just rifts filled with water from what I remember) I found this webpage http://www.see.leeds.ac.uk/afar/ [leeds.ac.uk] the new news is at least a few months old. maybe the news is just that they published an article about it.

Re:yes, we know (1)

mrboyd (1211932) | about 5 years ago | (#29992830)

The news is not that there's a rift of about 6000km long. Other people had noticed that. The news is that some very specific stuff that mere human don't give a frack about may happen there. Of course since I'm not a geologist I have no clue why it matters; if it's news or only news for that particular location or quack science.

For the first time they demonstrate that activity on one rift segment can trigger a major episode of magma injection and associated deformation on a neighbouring segment.

Re:yes, we know (1)

peragrin (659227) | about 5 years ago | (#29994398)

The great lakes wereformed from glaciers during the last ice age. This is more like the midAtlantic ridge. Once it reaches an ocean it will flood and we no longer will have to worry about global flooding from melting glaceirs.

Well fuck me I ain't goin to Afrika then! (1)

CxDoo (918501) | about 5 years ago | (#29992730)

This kind of early investigative reporting is exactly what Slashdot needs to rectify "old news & dupes site" image.

Also showing:

Australia will crash into Antarctica!

Barack Obama will die!

Cockroaches will go extinct!

You read it first here!

Re:Well fuck me I ain't goin to Afrika then! (1)

TheRaven64 (641858) | about 5 years ago | (#29993526)

Cockroaches will go extinct!

There's no evidence of that...

Re:Well fuck me I ain't goin to Afrika then! (2)

careysub (976506) | about 5 years ago | (#29993906)

You may want to reconsider that. According to TA the Afar region is "is one of the lowest and hottest places on the planet". That's right low AND hot! Sounds like the perfect club scene!

Re:Well fuck me I ain't goin to Afrika then! (1)

stainlesssteelpat (905359) | about 5 years ago | (#29994582)

oh damn where are me mod points?

Next they'll tell us Pangea's unstable. (4, Funny)

gafisher (865473) | about 5 years ago | (#29992754)

Where's the United Nations when we need them?

Re:Next they'll tell us Pangea's unstable. (3, Funny)

nstlgc (945418) | about 5 years ago | (#29992854)

Hang on, we're writing an angry letter to let the volcanic activity know how we feel about this.

Re:Next they'll tell us Pangea's unstable. (1)

gafisher (865473) | about 5 years ago | (#29993302)

I'm concerned that this whole situation could erupt.

"All we need is lava,
lava's all we need."

Re:Next they'll tell us Pangea's unstable. (1)

doti (966971) | about 5 years ago | (#29993386)

Africa, Unite! [wikipedia.org]

Stop the Laurasian Separatist Front! (1)

wiredog (43288) | about 5 years ago | (#29993724)

Keep Pangea United!

Good africa and bad africa (1)

Fotograf (1515543) | about 5 years ago | (#29992804)

Sever to south. fight now

Definition of Afro-American (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 5 years ago | (#29992828)

I forsee this conversation 20 years hence,
Black dude : I am an African American
White dude : Which one?
Black dude : The original one!
White dude : Really, which one?
Black dude : Racist! Call Jesse Jackson!

Why is this getting so much attention (1)

fork_daemon (1122915) | about 5 years ago | (#29992946)

This news is really not new. I saw this in a documentary by Dr. Ian Stuart on the BBC: "Earth - the Power of the Planet" over a year back. Why is it getting so much attention now then? 2 stories in 2 days? Did people wake up after a Long Siesta?

North America (4, Informative)

QuoteMstr (55051) | about 5 years ago | (#29992948)

What's not very well-known is that the same thing happened to North America [wikipedia.org] , almost splitting the continent in two. Lake Superior lies in the depression left by the failed North American rift.

Oh what you don't know!!! (2, Funny)

tjstork (137384) | about 5 years ago | (#29993404)

It only seems like it failed. Then, any minute now, the earth is going to roar to life as a giant burp of magma rises from the core to underneath north america. yellowstone traps, missouri mega-earthquake, the end is nigh. If you knew geology, and lived in America, you'd be a preacher too. Doom is before us! Repent!

Re:North America (1)

mayko (1630637) | about 5 years ago | (#29994286)

That was really interesting. I wish I would have taken some geology classes when I went to school around there. (Marquette, MI; which lies on the southern shore of Lake Superior).

Where are the... (1)

TransEurope (889206) | about 5 years ago | (#29993234)

...Google Earth coordinates? If it's not on GE, it doesn't exist in the so called real world.

Re:Where are the... (1)

doti (966971) | about 5 years ago | (#29993464)

this new feature of GE that gives you a slider to "go back in time" by displaying older satelite data will be interesting to use some decades(?) from now.

Repeat? (1)

thogard (43403) | about 5 years ago | (#29993324)

Ethiopia is going to end up being Africa's equivalent o New Zealand for Australia or Madagascar for Africa.
What has happened before will happen again.

SEND MORE FOREIGN AID (0, Offtopic)

newdsfornerds (899401) | about 5 years ago | (#29993326)

However many billions of dollars in aid we are sending now, we need to double it. Then double it again! Only when every African dictator has a billion dollar Swiss bank account can we solve the problem of poverty in Africa.

Relax (2, Funny)

gmuslera (3436) | about 5 years ago | (#29993384)

In 1 millon years slashdot that will finally happens and Slashdot will stop posting dupes about it.

Re:Relax (1)

newdsfornerds (899401) | about 5 years ago | (#29993430)

And by then entire world will speak one language: Engrish.

In other late breaking news (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 5 years ago | (#29993414)

Earth's sun has planets, one of which is called "Earth"! It is not yet known whether intelligent slashdot editors may be found there.

Uh-oh (1)

mattwrock (1630159) | about 5 years ago | (#29993472)

Looks like the sequel to 2012 hyas just written itself. If it splits Nigeria in two, does that mean we will have twice as much royalty asking for money?

Wow, just wow. (1)

Rude Turnip (49495) | about 5 years ago | (#29993484)

They already had to worry about geopolitical violence ripping the continent apart!

2012-12-21 (1)

mrsquid0 (1335303) | about 5 years ago | (#29993504)

It looks like 2012 is starting a bit early. Or perhaps this is just more studio publicity vulcanism.

really really old news (3, Funny)

happy_place (632005) | about 5 years ago | (#29993542)

I'm forty(ish) now, but I distinctly remember a social studies/geography teacher telling me about this when I was in Jr. High School. Who knew going to a California public school would be so leading edge!? ;)

I dunno, it's kinda refreshing to see a dupe (4, Funny)

thomasdz (178114) | about 5 years ago | (#29993706)

A couple of years ago, Slashdot was doing LOTS of duplicate articles and that has been cleaned up tremedously. It's kinda nice to see a dupe now and then to remind me of those heady days of 2007, ahhhh, how I miss them

Re:I dunno, it's kinda refreshing to see a dupe (1)

juletre (739996) | about 5 years ago | (#29994318)

A couple of years ago, readers was doing LOTS of duplicate posts and that has been cleaned up tremedously. It's kinda nice to see a dupe now and then to remind me of those heady days of 2007, ahhhh, how I miss them

Goatse.et (1)

Dude McDude (938516) | about 5 years ago | (#29993820)

Coming soon!

Old news (1)

haggisbrain (945030) | about 5 years ago | (#29994074)

This was covered last year in a BBC documentary; Oceans.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/oceans/locations/redsea/ [bbc.co.uk]

In Djibouti at the gateway of the Red Sea an oceanographic marvel is occurring - a new ocean is being formed. This ocean is being created by the tectonic plates of Africa and Arabia being torn apart. All oceans are formed in this way, but this is one of the rare places where this process can be witnessed first hand.

landgrab! (1)

anarche (1525323) | about 5 years ago | (#29994090)

I bags the East side!

Volcanic activity in Virginia (1)

confused one (671304) | about 5 years ago | (#29994242)

We need some of that volcanic activity here in Virginia. Why, we haven't had a good volcano in, well, 40-50 million years. About time I say!

DNS (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 5 years ago | (#29994308)

When you came in, did you see a sign saying 'Drowned Nigger Storage'?

Who cares? (1)

b0ttle (1332811) | about 5 years ago | (#29994462)

As long as it happens after the world cup.

Missing the Point! (1)

Virtucon (127420) | about 5 years ago | (#29994726)

I find this a unique buying opportunity. I'm booking my flights now to go there and buy up all the land around the rift(s). That way I'll have a foot in the door on prime beach front property!
With the volcanic activity I'll bet I can get it for a really good deal too!

What sort of crackpot scheme.... (1)

gestalt_n_pepper (991155) | about 5 years ago | (#29994770)

is this?

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